You aren’t crying! ~ the tech drawing tiny P’s blood
No. I wewy brave. ~ tiny P
You are SO brave! How about your brother, is he brave, too? ~ the tech
No. He not. He cry a lot. ~ tiny P
No, I do not! I AM brave! Just not about things that are scary or things that hurt! ~ baby J. True words…
I am good at popping these bubbles! ~ little M, with some bubble wrap
I am good, too! ~ baby J
Yes, you are a popping boy! ~ little M
I wish I was a popping man…but I am just a boy. ~ baby J. Deep thoughts.
What are you doing with all of those papers, J? You should go put them away. ~ little M
I can’t, M! I made them all for you, because I was missing you! ~ baby J
Hmm, that’s a lot of pictures, you must have missed me a lot! ~ little M
How was school today? ~ me, to little M
It was good, and now I have a lot of stories, and a lot of questions to tell you! ~ little M. She did…
When I grow up, I am going to work hard, and I will have a lot of money, and I will put all my money in my truck, and go buy toys, and take them all to Children’s hospital for all the kids. ~ baby J. Bless his sweet little heart.
What is that red thing on your knee? ~ me, to baby J
What? Oh, it’s playdoh. ~ baby J
Oh, did you play with play doh in speech class today? ~ me
Nope. ~ baby J. ????
I am four, but on August 21 I will be five, and after that I will grow to be six, and then I will have giant teeth! ~ baby J, talking to the neighbors
Do people have meat? ~ baby J
Well, meat is made of muscle, so everyone has some meat, I guess. ~ little M
P, you are a little meat, and crocodiles loves to eat meat! ~ baby J
No, I not! No eat me, I yucky! ~ tiny P
What’s your favorite animal, P? ~ the husband
Mr. cuddles! ~ tiny P. Mr. cuddles is a rabbit in a kid’s show. Ha.
What do you know about llamas, M? ~ baby J
I know they have padded feet. ~ little M
Why? ~ baby J
Hmmm…I will have to use my big brain to think about that. ~ little M
Who are you talking to, J? ~ me, to baby J, on a play phone
I am talking to my boy daddy. ~ baby J
Hello, painter man! ~ baby J, to the painters at our house. It’s too bad that boy is so shy…ha!
It’s ok, J. Those are tiny little bugs, they won’t hurt you. ~ me, to baby J, while he was freaking out over a bug outside…
Well, except some bugs might be small and poisonous… and those bugs can kill you. ~ little M. Not helpful.
Mama, where are you? Your babies are hungry! ~ little M
She is just so cute…couldn’t you watch her all day? ~ little M, about tiny P
Good morning, mama… ~ tiny P, as soon as she wakes up in the morning.
Good morning, baby. ~ me
I haffa get up! My bottle all gone! I need rice! ~ tiny P. It’s a lot first thing in the morning…
Oh, whop! ~ tiny P. Whop, instead of whoops. I love it.
She’s laughing because I am so funny. I don’t even have to try hard, and I’m hilarious. ~ little M
YAY!!!! That’s so exciting, this is the best day! ~ little M, after I gave her a bag of jelly bellies.
Why do you think the mom and dad were so sad when they didn’t know where Rapunzel was? ~ little M, after watching Tangled.
Well, how would we feel if someone took P? We would miss her! ~ the husband
Oh. Yes, I would fill the house up with tears, because I love her so much. ~ little M. Bless.
Bunga, bunga! ~ baby J, instead of cowabunga
I am giving you this flower because I love you! And you love me too! ~ baby J
We can’t kiss people on the lips, J. Not until you grow up and get married. ~ little M
When I get big, I am going to marry a lot of girls, and I am going to kiss all their faces all the time! ~ baby J
Ugh. Not me, I am not getting married, I don’t want anyone kissing my perfect, precious lips, and getting their germs on me. ~ little M. She might be taking this germ thing too far… and also, baby J might be heading for a life of polygamy.