Saturday, February 28, 2015

Heard...

Teef? You have teef, daddy? ~ tiny P
Yep, I have teeth. Do you have teeth? ~ the husband
No. No teef. ~ tiny P. Poor thing...

Mommy? Are happy you? ~ tiny P
Yes, I am happy! ~ me
Yay! I happy too! ~ tiny P


Here I am, mommy! I am a fairy, and I am here to make your wish come true! What would you like to wish for? ~ little M
Umm... I wish for Spring. ~ me
Hmm. Ok, mommy. That will take just a couple months, but your wish will come true. You're welcome! ~ little M. She's a practical little fairy.

Mommy, what can I do to help you clean? ~ little M. She's a helper now, and I love it.

Mommy, I have made you a shopping list... All of these are ingredients for the meals I want to make. ~ little M, going through her cookbook
What are you going to make? ~ me
I am planning to make lasagna, stuffed potatoes, and hummus. ~ little M. Oh my.


You two cheeks! ~ tiny P
Yes, I have two cheeks. Please stop touching them, ~ little M
Aww...only one nose! ~ tiny P
Yes. that's actually a good thing. ~ little M

Ahh! Ahhh!!! ~ tiny P
Why are you yelling? ~ me
Pants go off! ~ tiny P. Her pants fell down. Also, she is loud.


Mommy! Uh oh! Helpa me! HELPA ME! ~ tiny P
What's the matter? Are you ok? ~ me, running into the next room.
My bow! My bow fall out! ~ tiny P. Her hair bow fell out. For real. Serious business.

Mama! Where are you??? ~ tiny P, covering her eyes.

Oooh, booberries! ~ tiny P, popping one in her mouth.
NOT booberries. ~ tiny P, spitting it back out.
It's a grape. ~ me
Oh. A grape. Ok. ~ tiny P, popping it back in her mouth.

Who made this mess? ~ me
It was P! ~ little M
Yeah, I think it was P. ~ baby J
ME!!! ~ tiny P


What are you doing? ~ me, to the girls
I am measuring our chest scars to see who's is longest. ~ little M, with a tape measure
Oh. ~ me. Of course she is.

Mommy, that was my friend, G! At the hospital, can you believe it? ~ little M, after we ran into someone she knows at Children's hospital.
I can't believe it! I wonder why she is here? ~ me
Oh mommy, I was too astonished, and I forgot to ask ~ little M

I asked G why she was at the hospital, and she has a lump on her neck that is going to get taken out in March. ~ little M
Wow. Well, it was nice to see her, maybe we'll see her again when we're there. ~ me
OH! I forgot to ask if she was going to be inpatient or outpatient. ~ little M. Only a kid with lots of medical issues...



I am extra, extra, extra, extra angry! ~ baby J
Ok. I am still not going to play with you right now. ~ little M
If I was a hunk back whale, I would bite you right now! ~ baby J
Hmmm. That does sound pretty serious. ~ little M. She still didn't play with  him. Also... hunk back whale made me giggle.

Ring around the rosie, pick a lot of posies... ~ baby J, singing in the car

Mommy, am I pretty? ~ baby J
Yes? ~ me
But... I don't have a princess crown. ~ baby J
You're still beautiful, buddy! God made you perfect and pretty! ~ little M

I love you, family!! ~ baby J, throwing his arms around little M and the husband



Hold on, sassy pants, let me open the paper first... ~ little M to tiny P. Sassy pants...right on.

I am not just a fairy that makes all your dreams come true. I am also a warrior fairy that protects all the people I love. ~ little M. Bless.



1 comment:

Paula said...

Love these posts! You will look back on these posts years from now and be thankful you took the time to write their fun sayings and expressions down. Tiny P blows me away with how quickly she has picked up the language! Love it!