These are just a few random strange things I have said lately...
Please stop coloring on your cheese.
No thank you. Mommy doesn't need a darth vader sticker on her bottom.
No, I would not like you to blow into my mouth.
No, you may not hold mommy's boobies.
I don't know what that man's (some random stranger) name is.
Please stop talking to your friend and eat. (only weird because there was no friend in the chair next to her, but when I asked who she was talking to, she said it was her friend)
I don't think rocks have names. I don't think rocks have names. I don't think rocks have names. Fine, the rock's name is George.
Sure, we can pray for your owie bottom...
No, you may not put your sucker in my pocket.
That's not safe, please don't jump from the top of the stairs.